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NON-NON-STICK PAN FAN GANG T-SHIRT

Look, non-stick pans suck.

They pollute, they break down over time, and there’s a pan-oply of pans that can get the job done and are tbh wayyy cooler. We have a whole video about this!

On top of being a mouthful, the Non-non-stick Pan Fan Gang T-Shirt is a declaration of intentions, and a great icebreaker! Picture this: you’re at a party, someone notices the design on your shirt, and they go like “Oh, what’s wrong with non-stick pans?” and now you get to infodump on them! I think that’s a win-win.

So many of the vegetables we have in our grocery store belong to the same species: Brassica oleracia. Brussel sprouts are to cauliflowers what chihuahuas are to German sheperds — it’s all variations on the same species. So we turned them into lil guys!

BRASSICA OLERACEA STICKER SHEET

“I GOT THESE GUNS FROM LIFTING MY CAST IRON PAN” SHIRT

Cast iron pans are heavy. Cooking with them is a workout!

Feel free to brag about your gains and your culinary savoir-faire with this t-shirt!

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